Riddle Me WMATA
What is always on track but never on time?
And creeps along a thin red line?
Sometimes Running, Never Moving
Public Services Disproving
Riddle Me Round and Round and Round and Then Round Some More
It sucks in traffic, bicycles as well
Like the lamest circle of hell,
Round and round like a toilet flushing
(something something something) soul crushing
Riddle Me Mealtimes
It isn’t breakfast
It isn’t lunch
It’s bottomless but also $39.95
Don’t guess a cheap hooker.
Riddle Me Racism
What moves as a storm front from west to east?
Shaking the ‘hood’ like a faulting shelf?
Composed of condos too luxurious to be leased,
foreshadowed by white poor students (myself)
Riddle Me A Little More Racism
What has no metro or persons brown,
Where everyone dresses like a fancy clown,
With a harbor where someone will probably drown,
And a happy hour that made me frown.
Riddle Me Football (and racism but this time native Americans)
They’re like a potato, but maybe more racist
A record that’s low…like a baritone bassist!
Will the season be long or end short? Nothing is revealed.
Not even the location of FedEx Field
Riddle Me Scandalous
You will find DC at the top of this club,
of men who’ve lost their naughty chub
The moral choice they chose to choose:
is cheating bad if you cheat and then lose?
Riddle Me Cosby
What’s full of cheesy saucy kitsch?
At two am the lines are a bitch.
While flavor costs extra for you and me,
infamous date rapists still get to eat free.
(also I was drunk last night and got a half smoke there on my way home, that makes me a hypocrite)
Please leave suggestions for more riddles; my goal is to have a large pool that I can draw from at open mic nights, I’ll read them aloud and ask people to call out the answers, giving out coupons for a coffee shop that no longest exists to the winners.