The Bagels of Spring Break (and More)

Spring break is all about bagels. Anyone who disputes this is an asshole. Last week I was fortunate enough to have bagels in TWO different countries. In fact, my trek north from Washington DC inadvertently took me through the heart of America's bagel culture, and on into Canada, giving me a rare opportunity to compare … Continue reading The Bagels of Spring Break (and More)

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Rally of the Damned

I came inside your rally and it was stupid. The rally took place right outside the White House. I felt bad for Michelle Obama. Barack probably wasn't there but Michelle had to listen to all this whining going on outside. "Can't these stupid kids just join the University choir?" she might ask. Rallies put me … Continue reading Rally of the Damned