That's right, they're our favorite food at the raw seafood bar, and our favorite source of hilarious material. But until now, nobody's bothered to put all the mussel jokes onto one page. I've taken on that responsibility. The results are below: 1. Why can't Jews play sports? Because mussels aren't kosher! 2. A mussel walks … Continue reading Mussel Jokes
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"George Lucas never told you who was directing Episode 7." "He told me enough. He told me you killed him." "No, Luke. I'm directing Episode 7!" "That's not true. That's impossible!" "Search IMDB. You know it to be true." "Noooo! Nooo!" "Entertainment Weekly had forseen this months ago. It was my destiny. Luke, join me … Continue reading JJ Abrams: Luke Skywalker Responds
Today is election day in Israel. The right-wing coalition is supposed to become even stronger. If there's a silver lining (and there really isn't) it's that one of the Kings of Crazy, Avigdor Lieberman, won't be around for the party this time. I've been reading a lot, simultaneously going back and forth between "The Lemon … Continue reading Election Day in Israel- Lemons Aplenty
Because I can't edit videos. Maybe this will inspire... "Good morning, innkeeper! Two beers for two weary travelers." "Yes, Dr, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I've got his money." "Do you know what a bounty hunter is?" "Yeah but this time I've got the money." "Amongst your inventory, … Continue reading Do You Know What a Bounty Hunter is?
Imagine a world where there is a lot of pressure to succeed academically so you can get into college. Imagine a test, that takes about three or four hours, that constitutes roughly half of the objective component of your application. This test is divided into three parts; a mathematical "quantitative reasoning" section, a reading/grammar "qualitative … Continue reading I love steroids.