No matter the severity of the storm, one of the real lasting tragedies of Hurricane Sandy and company is how silly they sound, and what a missed opportunity this is. Hurricanes should get corporate sponsors. Hurricane Sam Adams. Hurricane Shop Rite. "Hurricane Subway-stay safe but remember, 50 mph winds is no reason not to eat … Continue reading Rethinking-and renaming!-Hurricanes
WITCHES Identifying ‘which witch is which’ can sometimes be tricky, not to mention dangerous, because you have to distinguish between the Wiccan kind who threaten to find your inner light or whatever, or the real witchy kind who can do magic tricks and shit. I’ve seen witches. You’re probably wondering, do they look like … Continue reading Dakota Does Halloween Part II
Halloween is a spooky time. Here is some advice on how to deal with the more common monsters you will encounter this season. GHOSTS Don’t try shooting a ghost. They’re already dead, and they still get mad at you for trying. The bullets just pass through and hit your favorite rocking horse. What else passes … Continue reading Dakota Does Halloween Part I
By Aaron Dorman First, an apology for the lack of content recently. Me and Dakota haven't had a lot to discuss, we've been sleeping. Later this week, Dakota will offer some advice about how to ward off Halloween monsters, but for now: Obama and Romney are worried about the safety of Israel. Which is noble. … Continue reading No Democracy IS Safe
Today's discussion will be between Aaron Dorman and Dakota Dunlap McKee Aaron: Welcome back from Korea! Dakota: You were there too. Aaron: Right. Well, anyway, let's discuss. One of my favorite things about Korea was the private karaoke room, or norebang. It's one of the cultural things I'm really going to miss. I'm wondering today … Continue reading Aaron and Dakota: Norebangs in the US-Could It Happen?
This will be the last post under this title. After this, I will either retire the blog, or, more likely, give it a new, more PRO AMERICAN makeover, just in time for the election. I even have thought of a new name. Hopefully, there will be enough adventures over the next two-three months to have … Continue reading Aaron Vs. The Volcano: Who Won?