Woman Shows Aaron Her Asian Pears

Crude? Yes. But accurate? Almost! There was only one asian pear, but a woman did give it to me unprompted...and for free! It was the same person who helped bat off the drunk the other other night who was harrassing me. Another friend of mine suggested that I start yelling at him in bad Spanish. … Continue reading Woman Shows Aaron Her Asian Pears


A Quick Weekday Wangdoodle

I bought new sunglasses yesterday. Tomorrow, I'll post a picture of them. There was a great east/west divide about their sex appeal. The Koreans loved it, in particular the seventh grade boys. Lucky me. One of them offered to set me up, I think he's already suggested that. Two nights in a row I've been … Continue reading A Quick Weekday Wangdoodle